TIME TO GET A PATENT

Do you have a toddler that eats their boogers?

Or worse, a teenager who hasn't learned this is a nasty habit, let alone unsanitary!  Finn recently learned from an older child at school that you can eat your boogers.  It has been driving Todd and I crazy, let alone the instant gagging that hits the back of my throat every time I see his booger clad finger heading towards his mouth.

I found the perfect solution for me and you,

the Booger Defelctor!

This works on any age group,

boy or girl.

One Size Fits All

(Adjustable Head Strap Included)

I am accepting orders,

and yes.....

I do offer friend/family discounts! I believe in nepotism.

I am willing to sign a non-disclosure agreement before accepting your order, to protect your privacy of course.